mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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IT’S LIKE

no

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d ont hurt my childern

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tangeluh:

George R. R. Martin is a terrible wedding planner.

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littleyaoithings:

Yes I support gay rights.

Yes I would care if you died.

No I’m not going to reblog that post.

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  • Person: I'm just gonna play devil's advocate...
  • Satan: WOAH WOAH WOAH. I have a CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT to defend MYSELF in court.
florescam:

khamulthenazgul:

Dad removed the mirror so that I couldn’t take a selfie— he says I’m too beautiful for the internet.
But ha! I got him! Took a selfie anyway ^^

MATT WHAT

I am just that sexy

florescam:

khamulthenazgul:

Dad removed the mirror so that I couldn’t take a selfie— he says I’m too beautiful for the internet.

But ha! I got him! Took a selfie anyway ^^

MATT WHAT

I am just that sexy

milady-midas:

khamulthenazgul:

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

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I disagree with the premise that blonde jokes are short.

I think they tend to be pretty short little quippy jokes on average. Do you hear long blonde jokes often?

None of the ones I can think of are particularly short.

dirkbot:

Her cat is the cutest

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gorogoroiu:

pichiinyan:

satan had daughters and they are so cute. that, or they are kawaii demons. i want 10. i will feed them raw meat, blood and chocolate.

OMG THEY ARE SO CUTE.

gorogoroiu:

pichiinyan:

satan had daughters and they are so cute. that, or they are kawaii demons. i want 10. i will feed them raw meat, blood and chocolate.

OMG THEY ARE SO CUTE.

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castielinablanket:

pippin-and-other-drugs:

remember when we found out Neville Longbottom had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series

remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book, but no one believed him

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iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

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I disagree with the premise that blonde jokes are short.

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danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

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