sirderpington:

thealphapigeon:

witchdumpling:

this seat is taken

please do not sit on birb

Do not sit upon the prince

occupado.

(via againstthem)

cute-bird-dad:

i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists

(via beneathsilverstars)

xoelbarto:

I did a thing.

xoelbarto:

I did a thing.

(via edwardspoonhands)

stormfather:

torbooks:

Download our free Brandon Sanderson sampler to read part 1 of The Way of Kings & Chapters 1-5 of Mistborn.

Hey! If you’ve been wondering what the hell ive been blogging about for the last year and want to see if it’s something you’re interested in too, here’s the first bits of Mistborn and the Stormlight Archive so you can give them a whirl!
FREE BOOKS (sorta!)

stormfather:

torbooks:

Download our free Brandon Sanderson sampler to read part 1 of The Way of Kings & Chapters 1-5 of Mistborn.

Hey! If you’ve been wondering what the hell ive been blogging about for the last year and want to see if it’s something you’re interested in too, here’s the first bits of Mistborn and the Stormlight Archive so you can give them a whirl!

FREE BOOKS (sorta!)

It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. — Mark Twain (via maxkirin)

(via churchofthesurvivor)

randomrhys:

Texts from Superheroes: #Thor has an announcement!

(via churchofthesurvivor)

khamulthenazgul—>teenagemutantshogunhuman

onceuponymous:

I’m laughing so hard because Artemis is a Greek goddess of, among other things, maidenhood and archery.  She is literally an aro/ace arrow ace.

(via ladyknightradiant)

juliettegomes:

This is tripping me the fuck out

juliettegomes:

This is tripping me the fuck out

(via againstthem)

andshaunasemicolon:

*gasp*…oh…

andshaunasemicolon:

*gasp*…oh…

(via kogiopsis)

TitleAnd Now the Weather
Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner — favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

(via ladyknightradiant)

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

(via againstthem)

ladygolem:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

May 12, 1991: Bill Watterson predicts vaporwave.


holy SHIT

ladygolem:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

May 12, 1991: Bill Watterson predicts vaporwave.

holy SHIT

(via churchofthesurvivor)